Friday, December 18, 2009

A PERSONNEL MANAGER !

The occasion was the inauguration of a branch centre.

The atmosphere wore a festive look.

A caparisoned elephant was the cynosure of the day.

Then the usual fanfare and festivities.

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Local dignitaries had specially arrived.

All important persons

They had come from the local head office.

And, in their presence,

one more branch centre was inaugurated.

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Then the crowd dispersed.

Dignitaries left.

And the local head office men gone.

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Inside the office inaugurated,

A girl was seen standing.

Standing alone.

That she was alone

Perhaps that was her worry.

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A fresh recruit she was

She had come to report for work.

She will learn work from the new office.

She will manage the work of two departments!

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The other department was fortunate.

There were two assistants.

Cash department was luckier –

they had a cashier

and another supervisor too.

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All this against the normal requirement of

twenties and thirties

able and experienced workmen

They will turn out work -

the whole lot of it.

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One or two or three hands now posted -

they were to manage work there.

And the able managers

who had planned the strategy

They had left the scene,

grand inaugural ceremony over.

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Inauguration was their main worry.

How the work will be done was also a worry -

worry only for those who were posted there.

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Managers are there to ask for timely reports.

Performance and then results.

Nothing else will they listen.

They are very able men

They have heard some words

Usually management men use

high sounding jargons.

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At the end,

a short man asked

why do you worry:

"Man power?

We will provide that ."

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You've now understood

he is the personnel manager !

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The lesson:

There are inefficient managers who escape from problems using management jargons.









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